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Nah, he better be ready for some Haitian domination, B-ware is bringing the heat like radiation and it aint going to be in moderation

Thats all my poetry for tonight
That's fine, you make a compelling argument through rhyme but even though the heat of the Haitian's radiation won't be brought in moderation, Stiverne is the one that's gonna burn and the one that's gonna learn that when you mess with the Tuscaloosa Bruiser then you're gonna be the loser.
 
That's fine, you make a compelling argument through rhyme but even though the heat of the Haitian's radiation won't be brought in moderation, Stiverne is the one that's gonna burn and the one that's gonna learn that when you mess with the Tuscaloosa Bruiser then you're gonna be the loser.
RAP BATTLE

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there should be rbr threads were you can only type in rhyme
 
RAP BATTLE

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there should be rbr threads were you can only type in rhyme
RBRs would be a lot more interesting if they rhymed. Especially if they involved 2 eastern European fighters with names no one can pronounce.
 
Stiverne got a big ole nogging and neck. Wilder got that height and reach but he look like he is packing glass.
That's the thing isn't it?

There's a lot of questions about both guys,
whether it's chin, skill, stamina or size,
but one thing's clear
they both appear
to be on the top of the prospect tier.
One thing's for sure, and that's that on the night
It'll have been a while since I was excited by a heavyweight fight
 
Great press conference, no matter what you think of either fighter.

I bet the casuals are really pumped for this one, and that's what's really important here.

Wilder may be a little clownish, but then so was Ali. This is the best thing that's happened for boxing since Mike Tyson.
 
That's the thing isn't it?

There's a lot of questions about both guys,
whether it's chin, skill, stamina or size,
but one thing's clear
they both appear
to be on the top of the prospect tier.
One thing's for sure, and that's that on the night
It'll have been a while since I was excited by a heavyweight fight
Just bet on this fight,
Shit's gonna be tight!
Got Stiverne to win,
Cos he's got a great chin,
And an ice cool demeanour
He's tougher and meaner!*
With his sexy long dreads,
He'll make Bambi legs,
Of the wild swinging brawler,
(who cares if he's taller?)
While Wilder can whack,
And can talk some good smack,
His balance is poopy,
His shots are all loopy,
His record is bloated,
It's all sugar coated,
He'll find out tonight,
That he's win a real fight!

*yeah, I know that doesn't really rhyme
 
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