So Checkhookers, the Notorious P.I.G.G goes underground once again and the thread falls silent for the first time in days.
But we can't let this thread go quietly into the night without me summing up what happened here, like Angela Lansbury ending an episode of Murder she wrote.
Yes, this thread will get bumped by the brothers grim a week before Ronnies next fight for a little much needed PR but until then we cannot let this fade away, finished with an image of Joe Root.
The timing is convenient and I will tell you why.
This morning I believe I uncovered the greatest scandal of this thread to date, a revelation that should have blown this whole shit-show wide open and caused uproar.
@Jamie Meechans account was clearly being used by a double agent.
The difference in posting style, length and the degree of articulacy between one post and the next was stark.
Jamie was a university student, we don't know if he graduated but we know he must have been able to express himself fluently to even study at that level. Soabsme of his posts were well written, lengthy and quite reasonable in tone.
Appealing to the board on behalf of his brother, trying to make clear that they were just at a bit of banter.
However some of his posts were brief, aggressive in tone, littered with spelling, grammar and punctuation errors. Clearly the work of another man.
@Daviddee could speak for himself, yet his boxer brother had gone quiet ever since the beginning of the thread.
A fighter of renown, looking to carve out a televised career can make a few waves and get himself heard of but he can't spend 100 pages on an internet forum verbally jousting with lowly grunts like you and I. Oh no, but he was reading every day, he was sitting laughing about it all, according to Meechan. He must have wanted an input and he got it. Meech gave him the false identity he needed to vent.
After the accusations of hiding behind cowardly online personas, the Meechan/Fairfield/Clarke family were outed as the very same and now they have gone quiet and the thread has began to slip down the forum.
The truth was out, it was spectacular, scandalous and sensational in context of the busiest thread since the return of the board and I expected the main protagonist, the agitator in chief would have taken this new revelation and ran this thread in to it's 200th page......
But no Checkhookers, I'll bet my last Spaznut that there is something even more sinister afoot!
@RonnieTheSharkClark has a history of frequenting forums, getting involved with spats and boosting his profile.
Forums also trolled by perhaps the most prolific and trolliest troll of them all
@Pigg Wilson.
I put it to you, members of the board that Ronnie knew the perfect way to ramp this thread up, keep it running, even when some might have lost interest. He goes by many names but you know him as
@Trout Mask.
Yes there were DM's exchanged and phone numbers dished out, conversations had behind the scenes. Between Oor Ronnie and Pigg. They hatched this plan and knew it could make forum boxing forum history. The spud thread, the Doyen thread? They would eclipse that, they would eclipse them all.
But they knew they could not run this ruse on Boxrec, they're far too soggy to allow this kind of row to run and run.
ESB, naaaa!
But they knew a place that would let it run, a place that was at war with a rival forum, a place that would permit almost anything short of send your wife dick pics and they knew one man was desperate for that attention, he craved it, he whored himself for at one point during this thread, in clear evidence to all that this conspiracy has one final shocking twist.
@Jay!
Jay was privy to this before it was ever bumped, the co-conspirators contacted him before Ronnie and Pigg got started
"We know how to get the traffic your forum needs....."
Jay knew the perfect patsy for all this.
"Gentlemen, I give you
@SouthpawCounter" As he showed them the month old thread in Ronnies name.
"This mug will bite, the perfect way to get this started. I bet if you bait him he'll have your hand off, he'll be firing out DM's and everything, offering meet ups"
"we don't actually want to have to do someone in Jay, just get a spat started"
"Don't worry lads, he's a soft southern twat, one phone call and he'll be sooking you boaby in no time"
"we can't run this scam with one gobshite as the target, we need more"
"And I give you
@DBerry... Now don't get me wrong, Dale will actually stomp your fucking guts out but he's not getting on a plane from Oz to sunny Scotland to do it"
And so the plan was hatched. I don't know if
@Crom_Dom,
@Yes We Can,
@tompreston and
@One to watch were all in on it, were they alt accounts dreamt up by Pigg many year hence, all building up profiles to be involved in his as yet unhatched plan? Or were they just innocent pawns in the game?
Does Ronnie even have brothers or has Pigg created them as a smokescreen, the perfect decoy to allow him and Ronnie to deploy their scheme. I mean come one, a backhold wrestling champion, pull the fucking other one lads.
Whatever, they all played their part and the dastardy deed was done and we would still be reading about it now had it not been for one thing.
They didn't bank on
@Davie, I would not be shaken by threats of physical violence, I would not be cowed.
"Don't worry Ronnie" said Pigg "This daft fuck is actually from Scotland, ask where he lives and he'll shit it and fuck off"
"We've tried that, the fucker won't go away, he undermines our arguments, he points out the hypocrisy of our every premise, the mad bastard is actually going to get on a train to Dundee. Don't make me have to smash this stupid cunt, I've got a boxing career to think of and I'm just out the jail for fuck sake."
"Don't worry, he's bluffing"
"....And what if he isn't Mr Pigg? What then? What if he takes video from the train and shows that me and my brothers never turned up, what if he uncovers the fact that I don't have brothers and that I actually grew up in a safe, secure loving only child middle class home, this fucker is like a dog with a bone, he won't fucking let it go"
They never saw my contribution coming. Reasonably new to the board, my skills of deduction unbeknownst to them, my cunning, and lyrical linguistic skills had flown under their radar, who would have thought I could have thwarted every attempt of The Pillsbury Dee boy and the Legoman, disproving their every argument and making them look foolish at every turn.
And they never saw the dramatic finale either, where I unravelled their plan and revealed them to the world.
Ronnie is Meech, Pigg is a player in the game, even Jay, my word, even Jay.
We know who you are now boys and we'll be watching for you!
Forever watching :theshark
