[SimonTemplar]

This was a piss take thread to kill time last night whilst I was waiting for the England game to start

Phew but ops

 

[w;dkm ckeqfjq c]

Bring Tyson out of retirement. I'd favour Tyson.

 

[Chatty]

Audley has to fight Skelton to complete the epic quintuple rivalry between him, Danny Williams, Michael Sprott and Matt Skelton. Who can forget such classics:

Harrison v Williams I
Harrison v Williams II
Williams v Sprott I
Williams v Sprott II
Williams v Sprott III
Skelton v Williams I
Skelton v Williams II
Harrison v Sprott I
Harrison v Sprott II
Skelton v Sprott I
Skelton v Sprott II
Skelton v Sprott III

Only fight fight left to cap of this amazing four man rivalry: Harrison V Skelton, Last of the Unfab Four

 

[colinthfc]

Audley has to fight Skelton to complete the epic quintuple rivalry between him, Danny Williams, Michael Sprott and Matt Skelton. Who can forget such classics:

Harrison v Williams I
Harrison v Williams II
Williams v Sprott I
Williams v Sprott II
Williams v Sprott III
Skelton v Williams I
Skelton v Williams II
Harrison v Sprott I
Harrison v Sprott II
Skelton v Sprott I
Skelton v Sprott II
Skelton v Sprott III

Only fight fight left to cap of this amazing four man rivalry: Harrison V Skelton, Last of the Unfab Four

If Skelton gets bombed out by price in 81 seconds we could then build up a battle of losers bout

 

[Ilesey]

There is no other viable option other than for him to retire and take up acting.